MonkeyDolittle

*Inserts really thoughtful message about myself and who I am here*

August 27, 2014 8:00 am

doctorwho:

"No sir, all THIRTEEN!"

Watch Peter Capaldi’s first scene as the Twelfth Doctor in ‘The Day of the Doctor’. [x]

August 26, 2014 4:01 pm

the-super-scout:

helioscentrifuge:

runtime-err0r:

itsvondell:

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then

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yeah wow that’s spot on perfect

my catchphrase

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3:04 pm 2:56 pm

batmansymbol:

iamscienceside:

batmansymbol:

science side of tumblr please explain why ice water tastes better than regular water

Because ice is water, and water is water. So if you put ice in water, it’s like… double water.

god damn it science side of tumblr

Does the science side of tumblr even exist??

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2:55 pm

sentimentalvelvet:

cartel:

mikemanmiller-us:

cartel:

if every mistake you’ve made was written in a book, would you read it?

Mine would be a 5 book trilogy with books as big as Harry Potter

trilogy.. 

””“5 book trilogy”“”“

I’m guessing that this mistake would also be on the first page.

(via sorry)

8:00 am August 25, 2014 4:00 pm

commandersheena:

In one of my film classes last semester we had to tell a story in 3 pictures for a mini assignment so my friend and I did this

Put em in the organic

(via sorry)

8:00 am

molotowcocktease:

marcoereus:

I’m so tired of people telling me German is an “ugly, angry” language. When my German teacher tells us jokes it’s the sweetest, happiest language in the world. When I teach my father the word for daughter he smiles, repeating “Tochter” to himself until he gets it right, and in that moment German sounds like pride. There’s nothing angry or ugly about a language that never says goodbye, only “until we meet again.”

Thank you for this

(via impulsive-intensive-excessive)

August 24, 2014 4:00 pm 8:00 am August 23, 2014 4:01 pm 8:00 am August 22, 2014 4:01 pm

The Many Faces of Colton Birchfield

vanishingdestiny:

nanshii-doruu:

the “dwayne powers”

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the smooth operator

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the hella turnt

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the “shit i left the stove on”

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the post-coital bliss

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blue steel

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dokidoki koruton-chan mahou gyaru desu

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the “ain’t gonna suck itself”

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and my favourite, the “hottest album of 2k13”

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This is the realest thing the fandom has EVER produced.

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