MonkeyDolittle

*Inserts really thoughtful message about myself and who I am here*

April 24, 2014 12:01 pm

cuwa:

i work at a bakery and we got broken into but at least i got a few good puns from the customers

my favs were 

  • 'that was a pretty crumby thing to do'
  • 'if youre looking for dough its a good place to rob'
  • 'theyre gonna be toast when they get caught'

(via narwhal-noir)

6:01 am

substiel:

Some guy just whistled at me while driving by and my dad goes “don’t worry, that was for me”

(via blluue-heavens)

April 23, 2014 6:01 pm 12:00 pm

the-entire-furry-fandom:

ww-swagabond:

meta18:

osoru:

image

slowly approaching bear

the bears will be in eventually

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Bear will arrive sooner than thought.

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BEAR IS APPROACHING AT ALARMING SPEEDS

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BEAR IS GO FAST LOSING TRACK OF BEAR

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BEAR HAS REACHED MACH ONE

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WE HAVE LOST VISUAL ON BEAR

(via ordon-village)

6:00 am April 22, 2014 6:01 pm 12:01 pm 6:35 am April 21, 2014 6:01 pm 12:01 pm

(Source: livalskare, via kismetics)

6:00 am

mamalalonde:

LOOK AT MY PRINCESS SNAPCHATS

(Source: buttlass, via uptheskunks)

April 20, 2014 6:01 pm

pizzaforpresident:

emerant:

this is too wild

i’m so glad i watched this

(via narwhal-noir)

12:01 pm 6:00 am April 19, 2014 6:00 pm

i-will-pursue-your-presence:

mythologyhotspot:

scottman99:

heyitsodette:

Splash Mountain Photos

YES

It’s funnier everytime I see it.

I like human beings.

(via the-thugly-duckling)