MonkeyDolittle

*Inserts really thoughtful message about myself and who I am here*

July 28, 2014 4:01 pm

thecapn:

the real magic in the harry potter universe is how harry was always in the right place at the right time to overhear the exact conversation between the two people he needed to know to piece together the mystery of the year like god damn

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8:00 am July 27, 2014 4:01 pm 8:01 am July 26, 2014 4:00 pm 6:00 am

back-that-sass-up:

legalmexican:

*Teacher Voice* I’ll wait

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tHATS THE FACE THATS THE FACE EXACLTY

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July 25, 2014 6:00 pm 12:01 pm
6:00 am July 24, 2014 6:01 pm 12:01 pm
im-not-a-climbing-frame:

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

The kids face behind her is my reaction

Nothing brings families together at the holidays like Cards Against Humanity.

im-not-a-climbing-frame:

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

The kids face behind her is my reaction

Nothing brings families together at the holidays like Cards Against Humanity.

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6:00 am

team-free-spuffy:

paganmoma:

I think this is witchcraft in a nutshell.

The placebo effect at its finest

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July 23, 2014 6:01 pm

captainlucifer:

erocsan:

captainlucifer:

if a guy friend that you’re romantically interested in asks you out, reject him first as a test to see whether he’ll get angry and accuse you of friendzoning him or respect your decision and be willing to carry on being friends

Example of why women are fucking crazy hahahaha

i’m a man

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12:01 pm 6:00 am

julianocasabranca:

FUN STORY: my grandma lives in a city that was currently taken over by drug dealers and gangs and it’s now divided in two and my grandma is the oNLY CITIZEN IN THE WHOLE CITY who can go walking freely through both sides of the town because she used to do community work and feed the poor kids and those gang members were all fed by her so they let her come and go as she wants SO WHAT WE LEARN TODAY IS TO BE FUCKING NICE TO KIDS BC U MIGHT BE DEALING W FUTURE GANG MEMBERS

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