MonkeyDolittle

*Inserts really thoughtful message about myself and who I am here*

April 18, 2014 6:00 am

kayleeseranada:

celebritiesandmovies:

The joke that Bender tells but never finishes (while crawling through the ceiling) actually has no punchline. According to Judd Nelson, he ad-libbed the line. Originally, he was supposed to tell a joke that would end when he came back into the library and said, “Forgot my pencil”, but no one could come up with a joke for that punchline.

Did they just make up this entire movie on the spot.

(via a-is-for-anarchy)

April 17, 2014 6:00 pm

officialnatasharomanoff:

chivalrousgambler:

sabrinagrimm:

sabrinagrimm:

me huntin for the pussy

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SSTOP REBLOGGING THIS I’M A STRAIGHT 14 YEAR OLD WHITE GIRL

Not anymore now you’re an adult-sized gynephiliac skeleton creeping eternally in a white expanse hunting for some choice vaginas.

You made your bed now lie in it.

this is my favorite post in the entire world

(via t00shay)

12:01 pm

mymodernmet:

Photographer Bobby-Jo Clow found herself face-to-face with a cheetah cub who approached her Landrover while on safari at the Serengeti National Park in Tanzania. She documented the curious cat’s looks of wonder and trepidation at the vehicle and its passengers.

(via panicmeet-thebrave)

6:01 am April 16, 2014 6:01 pm

Lieutenant Dan, ice cream.

Lieutenant Dan, ice cream.

(via panicmeet-thebrave)

12:01 pm

twinkle-twinkle-little-fuck:

group projects when no one knows what they’re doing

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(via thetartarusfall)

6:00 am

castielcampbell:

sexalecki:

4lungboy:

fororchestra:

40 year old woman, born deaf, hears for the first time

this is wild

im just imagining her listening to music for the first time and oh my god

someone give this woman a fucking HUG already!!!

(via panicmeet-thebrave)

April 15, 2014 6:00 pm

ispeakineloquently:

fudgeflies:

i wonder what’s happening right now over at hogwarts

probably education since harry doesn’t go there anymore

(Source: dissolvorays, via t00shay)

12:01 pm

chafing-nipples:

kthnxbaiii:

clamperl:

what type of currency do they use in outer space

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Fuck.

I literally just threw my phone

(via t00shay)

6:00 am April 14, 2014 6:00 pm 12:01 pm

leeeeverett:

today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”

one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face

(Source: r-pollo, via unpopulartextpost)

6:00 am

tinalikesbutts:

Fun fact: John Cleese was actually supposed to say some really long and complicated name, but he forgot it and just said, “Tim” and everyone just rolled with it.

(Source: smallnartless, via the-thugly-duckling)

April 13, 2014 10:49 pm
ordon-village:

biscuitprince:

i am 
WONDER THING

I’M WONDER AMERICA.

You have to be kidding me. My actual name is Jade and my “Hero” name is “Green Stone” - DO YOu GUYS KNOW WHAT JADE IS. JADE IS A FREAKING GREEN STONE. HOLY WIENER, IT’S ALL HAPPENING SO FAST. 

ordon-village:

biscuitprince:

i am 

WONDER THING

I’M WONDER AMERICA.

You have to be kidding me. My actual name is Jade and my “Hero” name is “Green Stone” - DO YOu GUYS KNOW WHAT JADE IS. JADE IS A FREAKING GREEN STONE. HOLY WIENER, IT’S ALL HAPPENING SO FAST. 

(Source: kansascitywaffle)

10:24 pm
Okay so I use this program called “Clip Grab” that allows you to change the format of a youtube video it WMV and such. So everything was fine and it has never given me any problems until today with this freaking error. Which is actually the length of my ENTIRE SCREEN. I’m I’m just like whoa. Ya’ll need to chill calm down.

Okay so I use this program called “Clip Grab” that allows you to change the format of a youtube video it WMV and such. So everything was fine and it has never given me any problems until today with this freaking error. Which is actually the length of my ENTIRE SCREEN. I’m I’m just like whoa. Ya’ll need to chill calm down.